I love the crackle of Donald Trump’s twitter feed in the morning, it smells like ignorance. Today,Trump, aka the Chosen One, sent by God, according to evangelical wingnut pastors like Jerry Falwell, Jr. and Franklin Graham — Trump’s peers in avarice and grift — offended over a third of the world’s population with one tweet. And this is after a week when even Republicans have said he should keep his mouth shut.

The tweet conclusively proves that Trump has no remote clue that Good Friday is a solemn occasion, marking the anniversary of the son of God being tortured and crucified. He thinks, apparently, it’s a happy time. Let’s get out the chocolate eggs and jelly beans and dance — or something.

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49 Comments on "Trump Offends 2.8 Billion Christians w/Moronic ‘Happy Good Friday!’ Tweet"

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Bareshark
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Right now, the only “Good Friday” I’m looking forward to is the first one with Trump in the White House.

Meg Corrigan
Member

Baresharm, amen to THAT!

p j evans
Member

the first one WITHOUT him, you mean.

Bareshark
Guest

Yeah, that’s what I meant, P J. Typed too fast.

mae
Member

Idiot.

Miranda
Member

He needs a new spiritual adviser. One who has actually read the Bible.

chris whitley
Member

That’s the problem. He is the spiritual advisor. That’s why he screws it up all the time. And we all know his reading capacity is a tweet.

anastasjoy
Member

He knows more than all the spiritual advisors.

p j evans
Member

That lets out all the current ones.

Chloe
Guest

You right about that!

Denis Elliott
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Growing up raised in the Christian faith I never “got” even referring to today as Good Friday. I even asked more than once in Sunday School why the word “good” was there – and after a time learned to STFU with that question. In any case I could never imagine anyone saying Happy Good Friday! WTF? Of course, if one looks at what Jesus actually taught his followers instead of the bullshit prosperity gospel preached by Graham, Falwell and all those other evangelical conjob preachers one might credibly argue it makes sense. They preach bullshit about their Jeebus but the… Read more »
Meg Corrigan
Member

Good job, Denis!!!!

ReaderRay
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Also, the only comment Jesus ever made about taxes was to pay them.

p j evans
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dictionary says it’s a very old meaning of good: pious or holy.

Concinnity
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To be a Republican is to be a Fake Christian.

chris whitley
Member

They all preach you will burn in hell unless you put your paycheck in the wee little plate passing among ye. Amen!

Alice in Wonder
Guest

Jesus was a “nice Jewish boy” never wanting to create a religion, especially ones made by people who didn’t even know him.
Jesus was/is much more spiritual than religious. The majority of Christian churches have no idea what Jesus really taught. Yes, there are some Christians who follow his teachings, so don’t send me hate, but the majority, especially the Religious Right, Tea Party, Evangelicals, Prosperity crowds, TBN, and TV preachers, etc., etc., do not know. In fact, “their” forms of Christianity is the exact opposite of the teachings of Jesus.
Happy Easter y’all.

Nobsartist
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How did the dumbest person in America ever become *resident?

Wile E. Coyote
Guest

Ask Putin.

nan
Guest

These Christian have lost it. When the ten commandments’ aren’t part of there belief system then who is there god. The golden calf comes to mind

chris whitley
Member

I haven’t read it for awhile. But what comes to mind is something like beware of the ones draped in gold and luxurious purple robs for they bear false witness unto me. Something like that. I am sure someone can clean that up for me.

Cheryl Noland
Guest

You don’t need the 10 Commandments to love, respect & sacrifice for others. I was raised Christian, but my favorite definition of a Christian is someone who prays for people on Sunday and preys on them the rest of the week.

chris whitley
Member

You shouldn’t condemn trump. He’s to stupid to know any better. All he knows about church is you put on a suit and you go and try to sit next to a celebrity in case someone photographs them. And he’s never read the Bible after all it would be vain to read your autobiography. When you are the Chosen One you live in your image. I wonder if anyone has gotten it through the morons thoughts that they nailed the Chosen One to a cross. He might want to rethink that.

Meg Corrigan
Member

He probably believes he would have been spare. Only losers get crucified. 🙄

Eileen Gross
Guest

If we needed any proof that he is not or ever was a Christian not
alone the “chosen one” his ignorance shows the answer.

Chloe
Guest

We are speaking about trump the pussy-grabber what else can you expect. The pastor of the church in New York City that trump claim he is a member of said he has never seen trump in that church ever.

Todd Ward
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Lot of bitter people.

Bareshark
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Boy, you don’t know bitterness yet. But you will. The earth is patient and its lessons can be repeated.

Todd Ward
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If you think Trump is so bad sorry you’re wrong.

Bareshark
Guest

I’m not sorry and neither are you. So don’t insult my intelligence and your lack of empathy by lying to me, alright?

Mark
Guest

What part of Russia are you in comrade “TODD”?

Rita
Member

He’s sooo stupid ! If this doesn’t sway the Christians, what the hell will ?

Cheryl Noland
Guest

The point is not swaying Christians. They are only part of the mix. The point is we must insure that all voters & the electoral college are swayed, committed & energized in November. Everyone. Then we need to ditch the electoral college.

stef
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All of a sudden, everyone’s religious, and/or theology experts – wow. You’ve never heard anyone say Happy Good Friday before? Or is it just that he said it? It’s getting ridiculous. Even if right now, you type Happy Good Friday in your searchbar, and browse the ‘images’, you’ll see how many picture are adorned with that very phrase. It’s not a happy day; it’s only happy to Christians, in the sense that we know what’s coming two days later.
Sheesh. Desperate jump, yet again.

Cheryl
Guest

Friday had to happen so he could rise again on Sunday. I’m not offended.