Barr Fight

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Awww, so the Attorney General has a case of the sadz. Thanks to the antics of his boss, Emperor Numbus Nuttus. William “Biker” Barr was forced to beg for mercy yesterday in the only way that has a chance. He had to go on television and insult the president. He had to come out and tell ABC News that Trumpenstein comments and tweets are making it impossible for him to do his job. Boy, talk about the understatement of the year!

And actually, “Dive” Barr’s complaint goes deeper than just the Roger Stone sentencing kerfuffle. Trump is actually making it damn near impossible for him to do his daily job. Look, everybody already knows what “Honky-tonk” Barr is, he’s a total tool, owned and operated by Trump. And that by itself is not fatal, there are a lot of total tools out there that live with the label and sell their souls to the devil every day.

The problem is that “Family” Barr runs one of the highest profile departments in the United States government. And the Department of Justice has a long and proud reputation of putting politics aside and dispensing fair and impartial justice. Every time that “Jazz” Barr throws the rule book out for Trump, it causes anger, disgust, and a drop in morale throughout the entire department. And he has to maintain an acceptable level of morale in the DOJ in order for it to function at all. That’s his real problem with Trump’s constant interference.

“Lowered” Barr’s broadcast plea yesterday was as obvious as it was plaintive, Please. Just shut. The. Fuck.Up! I know what you want me to do, you don’t have to broadcast it. But I can’t do it if you keep highlighting the fact that I’m doing it! If you want to talk to me, just pick up the phone, otherwise, just leave me alone!

Because the Roger Stone debacle is just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to “Energy” Barr’s problems. It has already been reported and acknowledged that he has stuck his sticky little fingers into Michael Flynn’s case as well as Stones. It has already been reported and acknowledged that he has also demanded and is receiving updates from the Southern District of New York on the progress of their investigation into possible criminal violations of the Trump organization in regards to the hush money payments to Stormy Daniels and Karen McDougle. It has been reported and acknowledged that he’s getting updates on the investigation into Rudy Giuliani. And because running the DOJ is apparently a part time job, it has been reported and acknowledged that he is receiving reports on the progress of the “Lev and Igor” campaign contributions case.

The fact of the matter is that thanks to His Lowness’ tiny twitter digits, “Snickers” Barr or the DOJ have had to acknowledge all of these connections between Trump influenced cases and William “Pick Up” Barr personally. Which is a problem. because the Trump administration has more holes in it than a colander, and the media is already aware of, and covering these cases. Reporters are no dummies, they know what the basic ebb and flow of a federal investigation look like. And every time that they find, or are tipped to, a deviation in the normal process, they are going to front page it, and start demanding answers from the DOJ.

Here’s one more. In his ABC interview, “Lead” Barr had to admit that Trump had pissed him off, that he was “irked” by having his name mentioned in the Zelinsky call, as a contact point for Ukrainian officials, along with Ghouliani. This wasn’t a matter of personal or professional pique. He’s already got his fingers in the Ghouliani criminal investigation, so it wasn’t very helpful for him to have to admit that he had set up an “intake process” to pipe line Ghouliani sludge from the Ukraine directly into the FOJ for processing. He can’t afford to have Trump tying him directly to Giuliani’s Ukraine bait-and-switch operation while he’s tipping the scales on a US criminal investigation.

But the finny thing is, it may not matter in the long run. It was reported yesterday on MSNBC that there may be trouble in Paradise. Despite his public vows of support and affection for “Criminal” Barr, privately Trump is reported to be steamed with, and sniping at Barr. Turns out that Traitor Tot wants that cobbled up piece of shit report on the origins of the Russia investigation that “Singles” Barr ordered completed and released, so that he can weaponize it for use against the Democrats in retaliation for the impeachment debacle. But the report apparently is not immediately forthcoming, and there has been previous reporting that they’re having trouble finding any irregularities, which may explain the delay. But Trump is not a patient despot, and a lengthy delay, along with “Country” Barr’s public criticism of Trump, could cause a schism.

But the long and short of it is, the public criticism of Trump was a wasted and petulant display of self pity. As I’ve already shown, the horse is already out of the barn on the many and various machinations that “Gay” Barr is trying to pull for Trump, and him shitting up now is not going to make the media or public forget about them. He’s just going to have to soldier on and take his lumps. My only question is how much closer he wants to move towards possible disBarrment before he pulls the plug himself to save his ticket to practice.

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Tin woman1
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Fun take.

Ursula Faw
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Very cute,, Murfster!

Bareshark
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I have heard it suggested that Trump may be on the verge of firing Barr over all this. It’d follow a fairly set pattern if true…when Trump doesn’t get exactly what he wants, he hounds the person failing to give it to him off the reservation. Do recall that Barr’s predecessor was Jeff “Evil Keebler Elf” Sessions, a racist POS who had no business being in that post. Yet even he wouldn’t do some things Barr stupidly has, probably because he knew the situation Barr is now in was the likely outcome. At this point, without a full-fledged transition to… Read more »
yaya nana
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When this Trumpian nightmare is over, Barr will go down for his crimes, just as John Mitchell did. I think that too many people forget that while Nixon escaped punishment, his henchman did not.

Bareshark
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Got THAT right, yaya. Trump is their only shield right now. When he’s gone, boom goes the dynamite for everybody dumb enough to get in his orbit.

Denis Elliott
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Sessions knew he got a pass from his former Senate colleagues over his perjury when he volunteered info. in an answer to Franken that wasn’t part of what Franken asked! There’s no telling what Sessions knew about the campaign that hasn’t come to light be remember he was one of the very first to jump on the Trump train and he tasked a lot of his Senate staff (including the particularly odious Stephen Miller) to, instead of doing his Senate office business work on Trump’s campaign because at the time they didn’t have ANYBODY who had the slightest clue about… Read more »
Bareshark
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Oh, Denis…I would hope that you would know me better than that by now. The words “moral” and “Republican” have no business being in the same sentence and thus especially never applied to the case of one Jefferson Sessions. There is a reason I emphasized his having the foresight to see what kind of legal fix Barr is currently “enjoying” had he stayed on. That midget Klansman does not want to spend his few remaining years in a federal prison and he’s probably never stopped thinking “I gave up a lifetime Senate seat for THIS?!”

Denis Elliott
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Sorry if my comment offered an unintended implication. I’d never for a minute think you’d be as certain as I am that there is nothing moral about the modern GOP. There was precious little morality in that Party for most of my life & they systematically began purging it when I was a kid in the 1960s. I wrote what I did because I hoped I was adding on to what anyone would assume was your believing that Sessions ONLY motivation was keeping his butt out of prison & that he was scared of anyone actually doing the minimal amount… Read more »
Bareshark
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Quite alright, Denis…no doubt there are no shortage of ugly, tangled motives involved. But seeing as Sessions is old enough to have seen the Pyramids of Giza being built, we both know he remembers Watergate and how that turned for the underlings. So I’d think staying out of prison a top priority.

Joseph
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How’s this for “You couldn’t possibly make this up and expect people to take you seriously”? Sessions is (of course) deciding to run for the GOP slot for his old job in the Senate (right along with Roy “She’s still under 18, right?” Moore) and he’s got TV ads running that are TOUTING his support for Trump–the very same man who fired his ass for not being sufficiently suck-up enough. (I only caught part of the ad–my ears kind of tuned out because they literally couldn’t believe what they were hearing–so I don’t know if he mentioned his “service” as… Read more »
Bareshark
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As I understand it, he’s got a lot of competition in that primary (Moore doesn’t count as a mosquito, never mind competition, BTW). And let’s say he does beat Doug Jones and takes back the seat. If the rest of his party AND Trump are less successful, he may well be facing pariah status or the sort of nonessential Senator role he was before he took over as AG. So, as I see it, he’s in a lose-lose position…and it’s all Trump’s fault. **evil grin**

elna benoit
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… his “service” as Trump’s temporary patsy…

p j evans
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It might almost work – if Barr weren’t on record for the last 20 or so years as being in favor of the imperial presidency and absolute immunity.

Denis Elliott
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I love all the puns using word play with his last name. Here’s hoping the day will come (not a moment too soon as far as I’m concerned) that “Dis” Barr will be tucked securely into his final home in the “Iron” Barr Hotel!

michaelscott
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His Lowness can’t STFU because he’s got wave his dick and show everyone he’s in charge and calling the shots. The fact he’s shitting on Tubby the Ewok’s head is just an added bonus. Keeping him from “doing his job”, can only benefit the country.

elna benoit
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I like “Dive” Barr the best. Heading for the lowest point possible.