CPAC is the Conservative Political Action Conference and traditionally the roster reads like an Academy Awards show of wingnuttia. Steve Bannon and Nigel Farage used to headline and plan world domination together, back in the days when they were relevant enough to matter. Actually, Farage is still in the mix, his billing pecking order has gone down several notches, though. ‘

In 2017 Bannon put his hand on Reince Priebus’ leg and Priebus swatted it away, an image which went viral, remember that? You thought Melania doing it to Donald was trippy, watch Reince doing it to Steve. You can’t un-see it, let’s put it that way.

Last year Donald Trump Jr. was the keynote speaker at CPAC and Ted Cruz was the honored guest. Are you jizzing yet? I thought not.

In all events, this year’s monster ball will be held February 26 through 29. Invitations were sent and one of them was retracted just a few hours ago, and that was to Mitt Romney. He’s not welcome on the same dias with Mike Pence, Lindsey Graham, Laura Ingraham, Diamond and Silk, and Jerry Falwell, Jr. If Mittens has a lick of sense he’ll say blessed be to God.

The Sacred Code of Wingnuttia dictates that the tribe is the thing, and you never betray the king, which is Trump, or else you they rip off your wingnut merit badge and banish you to the wilderness to roam in eternal darkness without Fox News on your cable package. The price of being on the right side of history is to be on the wrong side of the RWNJs and that’s how it is. Romney will probably have to surrender his Devin Nunes secret decoder ring, disguised as a piece of cow pucky. The Cult of Trump doesn’t it like it when you de-program, not one damn bit.

 

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15 Comments on "Mitt Romney Hilariously Just Got Un-Invited to CPAC"

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LoHa
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I was trying to picture mingling with the likes of don, jr. and cruz and it gave me the heebie jeebies.

Bareshark
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That may well suit Mitt just fine, honestly. Wherever the future of American conservatism lies, it won’t be at CPAC. It frees him up to network with other Republican apostates like, say, Rick Wilson.

Truth
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Exactly.

Truth
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Well done. He’s a Democrat anyhow and loves lies from that party.

Bareshark
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Regardless of what you tell yourself, Mitt was never a Dem and never will be.

wolfen244
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Romney is merely jealous. That’s all. Trump has the Presidency that he believes is really his. Imagine that when he won the seat left by Hatch what is going through his mind is to undermine DJT at any point he could. So 7th grade.

Bareshark
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Friendly reminder: it’s CPAC that’s saying Romney’s not welcome, not the other way around. While Mitt may indeed believe he’s the subject of the bogus White Horse prophecy, it has no bearing here.

Patricia B
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Mitt Romney may have been voted out of their corrupt gabfest but he has overwhelmingly been voted in as an American patriot by the American voters. He took an oath and out of that herd of wretches he stepped up to the bar and did the right thing. We are not going to forget that when his elections pop up, or any policies he chooses to put forth. Right now, I am disgusted and angry by the wretches, but Mitt Romney is my hero. Hopefully, he will deal with the wretches positively and keeps in mind that he kept his… Read more »