Mad Magazine may have gone out of business, but be of good cheer, we have Matt Gaetz, (FL-1-R) to keep us rolling on the floor. Who needs satire and cartoons when you’ve got the real thing, and in Congress no less? As to the matter at hand, near as I can make out, Donald Trump had the transcript of the “perfect” telephone call edited, so as to remove incriminating parts, Vindman noted the omissions and attempted to get them restored — and now Adam Schiff is somehow a so and so because he has repeated these facts. How Gaetz gets an ethics breach on Schiff’s part from this, you’ll have to ask him, my mental apparatus isn’t fractured and fragmented enough to even speculate on his “thought process.” His last stunt didn’t go over so well, but apparently the only one who is oblivious to that fact is him.
Don't you have a fuckin job? Like, representing some people back here in Florida or something? I'm fairly sure they didn't vote you in expecting 4 years of you sucking on the puckered asshole of an idiot President. #MattGaetsIsATool
— Curtis er død allerede 🏳️🌈✡️🥪 (@cebsilver) October 30, 2019
So nice to know there's someone there fighting for me and my family's real problems and not wasting time just trying to make a name for himself by pulling frivolous stunts and trying to waste time currying favor with the President.
— rick foster (@rickfos38250406) October 30, 2019
Matt Gaetz has had numerous DUIs and his dad got him off each time. He was part of a company that had to pay 75 million in hospice fraud.
They stole from dying people.
He is the swamp.
We in Florida are getting him disbarred. pic.twitter.com/qE6Z9DsnGt
— Patrick H. Munro (@Fijisufi) October 30, 2019
Here’s my favorite.
I have also filed paperwork to the ethics committee for you. pic.twitter.com/SJzlbH6e6v
— Tony Posnanski (@tonyposnanski) October 30, 2019
Ah, there isn’t going to be an armistice in the cultural war anytime soon, I’m afraid. Not on these facts.