I don’t know what meds Kanye West is on, but apparently he’s off them, or was when he gave an interview to Zane Lowe on Beats 1, Thursday, upon the release of his newest album “Jesus Is King.” Whether Jesus is king or not might be debatable, but it’s a certainty that Kanye West is screaming banana bonkers. The Week:
“I am unquestionably, undoubtedly the greatest human artist of all time,” West said. “It’s just not even a question anymore at this point. It’s just a fact.”
The greatest “human” artist, he qualifies. Okay…does that mean that there are non-human artists, we should know about? Polar bears doing ice sculptures, blowfish creating tasteful mosaics out of coral reef? Or, maybe West is talking about other non-human beings, such as the ones that his medication is supposed to control, they who flit about in the corners of his vision, flapping their leathery wings, and flashing their fangs? Only his shrink would know for sure. And perhaps Donald Trump, his BFF and role model.
West mentioned this while deciding that it was “God’s practical joke to all liberals” for “the greatest artist in human existence to put a red hat on,” referring to his support for President Trump, since this is apparently the sort of thing God has time for. “God is using me to show off,” West also said at one point in the interview.
Apparently also now beyond question is the fact that a West administration lies in the American public’s future, whether they like it or not. After previously announcing his plans to run for the White House, West stated as a matter of fact Thursday, “there will be a time where I will be president of the Untied States.”
Well, now we know what the plot line for “Wingnuttia: The Next Generation” looks like. Kanye West on the GOP ticket and Kim Kardashian as First Lady. Oh, my stars….and they are not my stars, believe me.
The consistently strange discussion also included West revealing that he asked those working on his new album to abstain from premarital sex, saying that he’s “no longer an entertainer,” and casually announcing another album to be released this Christmas amid skepticism that he’ll even manage to release Friday’s album.
The just released album was twice delayed and with any luck, West’s presidential ambitions will go the same route. The White House needs to be overrun with rabid raccoons and contaminated with flesh eating bacteria, more than it needs him in the Oval Office — even as a guest, for that matter. Delusion this severe needs to be contained. There’s enough full blown crazy on Pennsylvania Avenue these days, we don’t need this loon.
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Time to watch the South Park “Fish Sticks” episode again!
I missed that one. Fish sticks is a form of art? Or the fish sticks run for president, what?
It starts with a joke that the kid with the stutter wrote with Cartman “helping” and the joke goes viral. It’s a homophobic joke btw, and uses the way “fishsticks” can sound like “fish dicks” and Kanye is the only person in the country that doesn’t get the joke. He makes a big ass fool out of himself again and again in interviews, especially with his proclaiming himself the “voice of a generation.” Basically the show is a huge send-up of Kanye West and his massive delusions of grandeur.
Just to clarify, the joke goes:
“Do you like fish sticks?”
The person being asked should answer, “Yes.”
“You like putting fish sticks in your mouth?”
Again. The person being asked should answer “Yes.”
“What are you? A gay fish?”
As Denis notes, it’s a play on “fish sticks” sounding like “fish dicks.” (And speaking as a gay man, I didn’t find the joke homophobic in the least.)
Review of the latest album: Meh.
https://www.sfgate.com/entertainment/article/Album-Review-Kanye-West-s-Jesus-Is-King-14564461.php
Right wing heroes are beyond ridiculous. From John Wayne and the strange walk he developed as a trademark to this idiot.
President West? Ok so will that be before or after Trump passes the ‘torch’ to Ivanka? Remember we are a monarchy now and the Adderall Addled Assclown is king. And what about Con Jr and the wonder boy himself Jared? Shouldn’t little Barron have a spot in line as well? Oh, and Eric? Who??? LOL
How could Kanye be any worse than what we have now. But I doubt Trumps base will vote for him.
If Kanye claims to be a Christian he should read his bible, Matthew 20:16 Jesus said: ‘The last will be first and the first will be last”. In other words if you claim to be the greatest when you are on this earth, God will put you last on judgement day.