We note that it is Friday, and Nicole Wallace is saying smart shit on TV, which means two things. It is near the end of the work week, and I have a mad crush on Wallace.
As is our custom, your weekend “Pick-six”
What Would Jason Pick to Click? Can’t beat Jane’s Addiction, “Jane Says” from the Hammerstein Ballroom:
BEST FOOTBALL GAME of the WEEKEND:
#7 Auburn University versus #10 Univ of Florida
CBS: 2:30 p.m.
BEST BRAINFOOD SMART STUFF TO IMPRESS NICOLE:
“Your Brain Hallucinates Your Conscious Reality.”
THE BEST EXPLANATION YET FOR THE LAST 60 YEARS:
— Alien UFO Sightings (@alienufovideos) October 2, 2019
That part is actually true, and if you want to know how true, you need to read my novel. Readers who used to think UFOs were freaky-conspiracy theory stuff started questioning which “reality” to really believe in. I am not sure what I believe, but the questions are fun.
BEST THING ON THE INTERNET THIS WEEK
For the love of god
someone get this dog a beer!
— Funny videos / cute videos (@BestVideosviral) September 30, 2019
BEST COLD-OPEN on SNL in a While:
As always we will be around for breaking news, but I have a daughter who wants to go to a football game with her friends, and I am chaperoning, so … I can’t wait.
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