Kushner to the Rescue: Trump Taps Jared to Lead Impeachment Defense

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Lest you worried that Trump would understand the seriousness of the charges against him, and invest in the swampiest of the experienced swamp-monster attorneys in DC, fear not.

Trump got a public defender.

Jared.

From Rawstory:

As reported by CNN on Friday, the president is relying on Kushner and chief of staff Mick Mulvaney to come up with a plan aimed at beating back investigations launched by House Democrats into the president’s efforts to get Ukraine to dig up dirt on his political opponents…

Kushner has been the mastermind behind some of Trump’s biggest mistakes as president, most notably the decision to fire former FBI Director James Comey, which led to the appointment of special counsel Robert Mueller and the conviction of multiple Trump associates for a wide array of offenses.

If someone attempted to impeach me for the presidential crime of the century, I would be lining up the absolute best attorneys in NYC and DC, with a minimum of thirty years experience each, people who have tackled serious issues before, and won.

Thankfully, it is Trump that is accused of abusing the powers of his office, not me. I get abused by my office.

The internet is having a great time with the inspired choice:

To my knowledge, Jared’s tuition at Harvard (for undergrad) was well over a million dollars, that was the amount his father had to give the university to get his son admitted. F’ing moron.

And, to remind everyone here of the stakes, and the need to keep an eye on “Kush” because he’s been known to “do whatever it takes:”

Still, it could be much worse. Trump could have tapped someone who might have formed a plan, based upon experience, legal principles, and intelligence.

Instead, he went to Jared.

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Peace, y’all

Jason

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mae
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This is the very best news.

Concinnity
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Nobody but the ‘best people’

Yeah, Right.

mae
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Kush and mulvaney, this is marvelous.

Lil Blue Sock
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AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA…

*takes deep breath*

…HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Jeezus H……

*wipes away tear*

Bareshark
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Kush reminds me of a ridiculous little side character in Game of Thrones, Janos Slynt. Despite his constant claim of having “powerful friends” and his constant sucking up to people he can suck up to, his situation just gets worse and worse. He finally gets his ass beheaded by mistaking an order for a request and blowing all three chances to back off. Ivanka’s doofus of a husband is going to do the equivalent of same.

P J Evans
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(Don’t mind me. I’m snickering at the picture of Slynt’s ass being beheaded.)

P J Evans
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Does Mulvaney have a law degree, either? Because at this point, I think they’re going to have a hard time finding competent lawyers to defend this flaming trash truck of an administration.

redheadedgammy
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How wonderful that Jared is going to help his father in law. He’s helped him so much in the past, firing Comey, befriending MBS, what could possibly go wrong eh???????

Markm Mitchell
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Looks like the Impeachment Trial will be short-lived.

Lone Wolf
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“Kushner to the Rescue: Trump Taps Jared to Lead Impeachment Defense”
Ha Ha Ha
President Gas Station Urinal Cake sure knows how to pick em…
like a 3 yr old picking his nose.

CYNTHIA FEASTER
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Hahahaha!! Sogladthe ldiot traitortrump chose dumb (mulvaney) and dumber (jared) to head up his Lying Squad b/c that’s all they’re going to do- LIE

LDoza
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GREAT pic in Header.. that is the pic of day Jared went to McConnell and promised him HOW MUCH? of the $3.6 BILLION the #TrumpFamily has in its #BloodMoneyParty COUP account from the #Saudis ..all the details are in #ProofofConspiracy .. in early pages, where in Atty Author Seth Abramson describes the #RedSea story of #GeorgeNADER leading Trumps INNER CIRCLE team of negotiators to get the money. Six countries involved in #BRUISE: Bahrain, Russia, UAE, Israel (Netanyahu), Saudis and Egypt. INNER CIRCLE in 2016 consisted of #Kushner, #Giuliani, #Manafort, #Nader, #Flynn, #Cohen, #Bannon, #Barrack, #TrumpJr. #Prince ..HERE is link to… Read more »
William Bockemuehl
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Will this not make Kushner and Mulvaney exempt from congressional subpoenas? It may actually be smart. Rudy must have thought of it.