Lest you worried that Trump would understand the seriousness of the charges against him, and invest in the swampiest of the experienced swamp-monster attorneys in DC, fear not.
Trump got a public defender.
As reported by CNN on Friday, the president is relying on Kushner and chief of staff Mick Mulvaney to come up with a plan aimed at beating back investigations launched by House Democrats into the president’s efforts to get Ukraine to dig up dirt on his political opponents…
Kushner has been the mastermind behind some of Trump’s biggest mistakes as president, most notably the decision to fire former FBI Director James Comey, which led to the appointment of special counsel Robert Mueller and the conviction of multiple Trump associates for a wide array of offenses.
If someone attempted to impeach me for the presidential crime of the century, I would be lining up the absolute best attorneys in NYC and DC, with a minimum of thirty years experience each, people who have tackled serious issues before, and won.
Thankfully, it is Trump that is accused of abusing the powers of his office, not me. I get abused by my office.
The internet is having a great time with the inspired choice:
This is unfortunate news for the world. Now, who's going to solve the Middle East peace problem?
— Jeff Dannenberg (@jecrda) October 4, 2019
😂😂😂😂😂 Kushner and Mulvaney to head impeachment defense.
To my knowledge, Kushner does not have a law degree.
TRUMP IS SCREWED!
— Sherrie Kaw (@89wunderlust) October 4, 2019
To my knowledge, Jared’s tuition at Harvard (for undergrad) was well over a million dollars, that was the amount his father had to give the university to get his son admitted. F’ing moron.
And, to remind everyone here of the stakes, and the need to keep an eye on “Kush” because he’s been known to “do whatever it takes:”
Trump has tapped son in law Jared Kushner to lead his impeachment defense. While Jared is a repulsive and inept creature, we should not be overconfident. He has friends with bone saws who carve up journalists.
— Jim David (@ComicJimDavid) October 4, 2019
Still, it could be much worse. Trump could have tapped someone who might have formed a plan, based upon experience, legal principles, and intelligence.
Instead, he went to Jared.
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