This is one of those times when not only is a picture worth a thousand words but a picture is the only thing that can truly convey the weirdness of the topic under discussion — and even then you’re going to be rubbing your eyes and blinking. Yes, Virginia, Sean Spicer really looks this way now and no, you’re not having an acid flashback — or maybe you are. Some of those are purportedly induced by bright lights and Spicer’s shirt is blinding. It is so loud, that it’s beyond words, it must be measured in decibels.

The puce goose is loose and pounding his fists like King Kong.

Raw Story has a video up of Spicer’s White House days and his present career as celebrity hoofer, the Baryshnikov of Bullshit. Hit the link, because it’s not to be believed otherwise. Spicer’s dancing partner is an acrobat, whose costume creates an illusion that she’s naked except for a partial tutu that matches Spicer’s shirt. The name of the video is “Sean Spicer Does Whatever the Hell This Is.” Actually, in truth, he’s a much better dancer than he ever was a press secretary. Enjoy.


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10 Comments on "Sean Spicer’s Debut On Dancing With The Stars Evokes Liberace and Dr. Suess"

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Did you watch it?

rory darjiit

Uhhhh. I watched it on ABC. I’m not really sure what I can say, other than I’m not giving up my ban on reality tv.

He looks like the Halloween costume based off a lettuce monster in an Attack of the Killer Tomatoes reboot. His shirt literally looks like it was repurposed from a garbage bag. That was…crazy.

Lil Blue Sock

He looks like 10 lbs of sh!t in a 5 pound bag……



Yay! The smirk is back.😁 and wow, what’s next for Sean? A run as a low budget chippendale dancer here in reno? Coming next week!!!!! Sean Spicer bares it all!


The last guy to pull off a shirt that ruffled in public was Charlie Watts of the Rolling Stones. And Watts has a thousand times the class Spicer has.


I’d bet Spicey is a better brain surgeon than press secretary…

Ilene Proctor

Ugg! My acid reflex reaction.

Ilene Proctor

This lime follows closely his slime under the clockwork orange administration.

p j evans

Protip: don’t wear skintight clothing if you’re overweight to any degree. It makes it much more obvious to everyone seeing you.