Hey Bibi! Haven’t you heard? Be careful what you wish for.


Um, excuse me Mr Prime Minister Netanyahu sir? Stand up and take a bow, fool! Like all long time, far right, semi authoritarians, you finally committed the cardinal sin. You started believing your own press clippings, and just look where it’s got you.

Since day one, you’ve played Dipshit Donnie like a cheap tambourine, gaily slapping him around until you get the noise you were looking for. You conned him into moving the US embassy to Jerusalem, and in so doing, making a de facto statement that Jerusalem was no longer an “open” city, it was now internationally recognized,, at least by one ignorant buffoon, as the capitol of the state of Israel. You got him to basically “endorse” your reelection effort, in return for the useless gesture of naming a worthless patch of scrub land after him.

But like all self absorbed autocrats, you stepped on your crank. Face it, you need the US congress a whole helluva lot more than the US congress needs you. You enraged Democrats when you snubbed Obama by accepting an offer from then House Speaker to address a joint session of congress, without Obama’s approval. And you outrages now only American Jews, but even Israeli Jews, when you acceded to The Pampers President’s infantile tantrum to bar US Representatives Omar and Tlaib from Israel. And His Lowness is doing you no favors when he keeps telling Jewish Americans that you are their Prime Minister, setting up a false equivalency. And how much of a master of politics can you be when you don’t even realize that while the GOP talks the best game on Israel, Jewish Americans vote 79% Democratic”

But by far your most mortal sin, and the one for which you may well pay the highest price, was in sticking voodoo doll pins into Trump to gert him to leave the Iran nuclear deal. You may well have had perfectly legitimate strategic reasons for talking him into it. But with that action, you proved yourself to be every bit as big of a political ignoramus as The Mango Messiah.

True, Iran is a sponsor of state terrorism, including the groups Hezbollah and Hamas that cause you such grief. But an Iran that was busy playing nice with the international community in return for sanctions relief, was highly likely to keep a fairly tight lid on their nonsense, to ensure that they didn’t queer the deal. By getting the US to pull out of the deal, and reimpose sanctions, you ensured that Iran would want someone to pay the piper for this perfidy. And you’re a helluva lot closer than everybody else involved.

More importantly, by pulling the US out of the Iran nuclear accord, Trump alienated the US from its international partners, and made us a pariah. It also made it easier by far for Tehran to take a more belligerent attitude, since the rest of the world normally looks to the US for guidance on international conflict issues, and thanks to you and Trump, we’re persona non grata in the arena right now.Good luck in Trump trying to build an international coalition on behalf of Saudi Arabia, the only other country with rulers as childishly petulant as Glorious Bleater.

And now Iran appears to have directly attacked Saudi Arabia, adversely affecting about 5% of the worlds total oil flow. Maybe they did it to increase their bargaining leverage on relief of oil sanctions, maybe they just did it because they came to realize that Trump has balls the size of roller skate ball bearings. What difference does it make at this point? They appear to have done it, and it’s what happens next that matters the most.

If Trump follows Mike Pompeo’s chicken hawk lead, and directly strikes Iran in retaliation for, and support of Saudi Arabia, then we will shortly have a full blown regional conflict on our hands. If a shooting war erupts, Iran will certainly continue to hit Saudi Arabia’s oil assets, and since Europe and parts of Asia depend on that oil, those countries will be drawn in to try to protect their vital interests.

But here’s where it gets sticky for you Mister Prime Minister, and for the state of Israel. One false step here, and we have a regional conflagration on our hands, and it will be an existential fight for Iran’s survival. If Iran is all in, what do they possibly have to lose by doing everything in their power to bring down the infidel state of Israel with them. Not only will they strike you directly, but they will almost certainly Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war that Hezbollah and Hamas represent for them. And they are going to be focusing on one specific target above all others.

I’m guessing that right about now, you’re watching the early returns in your run off election Mr Prime Minister. But you might as well turn off the television. Because, whether you win or you lose, it is quite possible that in the very near term, you will be considered for all of history as the man who may have led to the existential fight for the future of Israel itself.But if in fact all of that happens, take heart. At least you’ll be in the company of another big mouthed, short term thinking, total moron. A match made in heaven. Want an encore bow?

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Only 1 issue with this article…it’s not at all clear Iran attacked anyone. There is zero evidence they did so.