Oh No’s, Trump “Furious” About Being Called a Racist

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According to a well-reported story in both the Washington Post and the Star Tribune, branding expert Donald Trump is unhappy, ne’ furious (!) about a label he’s having a tricky time unsticking, that he’s a racist.

As the campaign takes shape about 15 months before voters render a verdict, Trump’s Democratic challengers are marking him a racist, and a few have gone so far as to designate him a white supremacist.

Throughout his career, Trump has recoiled from being called the r-word.

Recoiled?

I actually do not fancy myself a branding expert, but this seems straight forward. and I do have some branding advice, should Trump be serious.

“Stop being a fking racist!”

That ought to help.

For them to throw out the race word again — racist, racist, racist,” Trump told reporters Friday as he left the White House for a week at his private New Jersey golf club. “They call anybody a racist when they run out of cards.”

No. Actually we don’t call “anybody” a racist, with or without cards. (What cards, by the way? Never mind. We are not going to start trying to make sense of his sentence-like utterings.)

Has anyone ever called Nancy Pelosi a racist? No. So we can throw out the “everybody” right there. Let’s actually take some risks here, did anyone really call Mitt Romney a racist? An elitist who hated all poor people, yes! Mitt got nailed with that one, bulls-eye. But racist? I don’t recall, and I kind of doubt it. Mitt currently hates Trump, he just has trouble hiding it. It must be based on something.

Moving on, please stop saying “Go back to …” when referring to three Americans of color who were born here, and one who simply carried out the American dream and certainly did “find a better life.” Legally! That would be a great start!

Stop calling areas that are largely populated by people of color “rat infested.” Relatively straightforward.

Start following the examples set by people who are notorious for not being racists. That’s easy! Everyone from Lebron James to little ole white-boy me! Examples are everywhere.

I realize this hits you right in the heart, because we’ve rarely heard you’re furious about anything. I can see how it hurts your “brand.”

Trouble is, I think in your heart, you actually don’t care about being a racist. You are just bothered that people are on to you, which,  in your case, always sucks.

Breathe it in, it is who you are.

And you don’t have a heart anyway.

****

Peace, y’all

Jason

jmiciak@yahoo.com

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Bareshark
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First, he has a heart? Second, guess I’ve got an excuse to warm up that branding iron.

Concinnity
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‘Trump the Rascist’ DOES have a certain ring, doesn’t it?

Bareshark
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I prefer Trump the Idiot but that’s me.

Concinnity
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And Dimwit Donny was my favorite, but ‘The Rascist’ has a certain cut through.

Concinnity
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Should be spelled ‘racist’, sorry.

Denis Elliott
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I seem to recall that when writing the majority opinion that gutted the Voting Rights Act it was no less than the Chief Justice of the United States Supreme Court who stated (in the opinion itself) “The way to end discrimination on the basis of race is to stop discriminating on the basis of race.” IOW he said it was no big deal and that folks should simply not discriminate and all of a sudden it would stop. Easy peasy and so on and so forth. So we have the Federalist Society approved Chief Justice as an authority to cite… Read more »
Markm Mitchell
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The republicans are dragging America into the gutter.

HollyValera
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In NYC social circles that Trump used to frequent–courting, flattering, and fawning for acceptance–their members can do terrible things (SEE: Epstein, etc.) without losing status, but the one thing nobody gets away with is being called out as racist. Kiss of death. In the case of the idiot traffic cone currently occupying the Oval Office, it wasn’t like he was ever more than merely tolerated in NYC society anyway, and that was before he became the most loathsome human being in the Western Hemisphere. Sad!

michaelscott
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tRump wants his base to know he’s racist. Hell, that’s why they voted for him.
He’s just too stupid to know how to dog-whistle it so he gets called out.

BTW, Mittens is a Mormon. Didn’t they stop discriminating against African-Americans just this century?