The Intercept

On March 11, 2019, Epstein got a new shipment from the port in the U.S. Virgin Islands. This time, it was sent to his New York townhouse, and it’s listed in maritime records as a tile and carpet extractor that weighed 191 pounds.

William George, an analyst with Import Genius who found the details of the shipments in the company’s database, noted that both shipments could, of course, be entirely unrelated to the alleged crimes and the prosecutions. Indeed, many people own shredders or tile and carpet extractors do not run child sex trafficking rings to service the global elite. Still, the timing could require an explanation from Epstein. He is currently in jail awaiting trial and unavailable for comment. His legal representatives did not respond to a request for comment.


Why did Epstein Buy his own Rug Doctor?

1. All those peasants at Trader Joe’s.
2. He spilled a bottle of Chateau Lafite Rothschild 1947
3. Those pesky DNA stains.

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4 Comments on "Poll: Why Did Epstein Have a ‘Carpet and Tile Extractor’ Shipped to His Manhattan Home?"

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I vote for pesky the pesky dna.

P J Evans

What I’m wondering is, why was it shipped from the USVI? Couldn’t he buy one anywhere in the northeast, or even the lower 48?