You know, part of me wants to roll on the floor laughing at this idiot, but another part of me wants to cry at this utter distortion of any sane Christian doctrine. What I remember vividly from what little religious instruction I ever got as a child, is that God’s greatest gift to man is free will. But the wingnuts don’t believe that. Their concept of God is a big Eye in the Sky and he’s calling all the shots about what to do down here — so did free will die an untimely death, along with irony, these past few years and nobody told me? And verily I point out to you, friends, this is the Party of Personal Responsibility that these people belong to. But they’re not responsible for anything, really, God is a micro manager, and if you have blue socks on today, it’s because He willed not, not that you grabbed what was clean. Believe me, the reason I post this, is so you can see first hand how whacked out these people are, and seriously, how they will listen to anything.
“Pastor” Robert Henderson:“He’s God’s choice. They can try all day long to remove him, they will not remove him. God said, ‘I set him as the president,’ and they can fight, and they can curse, and they can do all that they want; the problem is that they’re fighting against God.”
Trump came to this man in a dream, you see, and he didn’t know it was a nightmare, like the rest of us got hip to early on, and so he listened to Trump’s plea, “to make Hillary Clinton as is grass.” I don’t know if Hillary is as grass, but our asses are, that much I do know.
Anyhow, in the dream, (and I’m stupified he didn’t call it a “vision” — these people are always claiming visions) he and Trump went to heaven to petition God and here is the transcript of that momentous judiciary moment.
“We stood in the courts of heaven, in the council of the Lord, and in that council, God told me to make a decree out of James 1:11, which is, ‘All flesh is as grass, and flower is as the glory of the grass.’ And he said to me, ‘Here’s what I want you to do, as you stand here, I want you to decree that Hillary Clinton’s campaign is as grass and that she is as the flower of the grass, and the burning, searing, exposing heat of God will come and bring exposure, and she will wither away and Donald Trump will be the president of the United States.’”
Watch these people nodding and bee-leaving — it’s incredible that there are this many idjits in America. I am truly gobsmacked.
But then if this isn’t funny enough regarding impeachment, Geraldo Rivera came out swinging his balls on Twitter last night.
Fair Warning, as I did with Bill Clinton in 1997-8, I tonight announce that if you want to impeach this president on these facts you'll have to come through me.
— Geraldo Rivera (@GeraldoRivera) May 30, 2019
Man, we have to go through Geraldo Rivera….I assume the most direct route is through Al Capone’s vault, or could I be mistaken?