‘Man Gets Appointed By A Deputy and He Writes A Report’ Trump Rants Incoherently About Mueller


We’ve all seen the Simpson’s meme, “Man shouts at cloud.” Trump did a variation on that today on the White House lawn, incoherently declaiming over and over, “Man gets appointed by a deputy, who never got a vote,” interspersed with the usual repetition of how “incredible” the 2016 election was, 63 Million votes, so on and so forth, Trump’s broken record.

Clearly, he’s upset, and naturally, it goes without saying, that he has no remote clue how government works. NATURALLY, Mueller “never got a vote.” He’s not an elected official. He doesn’t need to be an elected official to do the job of the special counsel, to which he was appointed — and lawfully so — by Rod Rosenstein. All Trump did today was showcase his abysmal ignorance of the way things work, one more time.

“No collusion, I have no idea when it will be released,” the president said. “It’s interesting that a man gets appointed by a deputy and he writes a report, you know, never figured that one out. Man gets appointed by a deputy and he writes a report.”

“I had the greatest electoral victory in the history in the country, tremendous success,” Trump added. “Tens of millions of voters and now somebody’s going to write a report who never got a vote. We’ll see what the report says. Let’s see if it’s fair. I have no idea when it’s going to be released.”

“I just won an election with 63 million votes or so, 63 million. I had 206 to 223 in the electoral college, 306 to 223, and I’m saying to myself, ‘wait a minute, I just won one of the greatest elections of all time in the history of this country,’ and even you will admit that and now I have someone writing a report that never got a vote?” Trump said. “It’s called the Mueller report. So explain that because my voters don’t get it, and I don’t get it.”

The explanation is simple, you weapons grade plum, as the Scots have been known to call their least favorite American cousin. You are the architect of your own adversity. You should have never listened to your son in law and fired Comey. By firing Comey, you and you alone set up the situation by which Mueller was hired to do his investigation.

And if Comrade Cheeto doesn’t remember, the rest of us do, the week he fired Comey he bragged to his Russkie buddies in the Oval Office, “I got rid of a nut job.” And the press was not invited to the Oval Office that day in May, it was just Trump, Kislyak, and Lavrov — but any intimation of Russian collusion upsets Trump so much?

In any event, take a listen to the video, because Trump is bouncing off the walls.

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21 Comments on "‘Man Gets Appointed By A Deputy and He Writes A Report’ Trump Rants Incoherently About Mueller"

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Well, I will take your word for it. I wasn’t able to play it. The snippets you mentioned here seem bad enough.

Denis Elliott
I didn’t get a vote for any of the Cabinet Secretaries he put in place to screw over everyone but your family & perhaps, perhaps a few cronies but there they are. Ruining our country and our standing in the world. Ok, so Trump’s spinmeisters might counter with those people with all that power had to be approved by the Senate so they’ve at least had to be confirmed by people who were voted into Office. So I’d counter back, on Trump’s Twitter feed if I had an account with: “Hey asshole (or if Twitter won’t allow that word replace… Read more »

I really hope there is something good as to why Rod Rosenstein decided to stay around a while longer. (Cmae)

I don’t think that “he never got a vote” message is addressed to you and me. I think it’s addressed to the less knowledgeable who have no clue how government functions, or how impossible it would be to have good government if we (or even our legislative bodies at whatever level) had to vote on every single person employed by government. Many of them probably live in states where judges are elected from scratch, with campaigns and everything. (My state has periodic retention votes on originally appointed judges, but no campaigning. Recommendations from the state bar association are distributed through… Read more »

I think Barr told Trump to get out of town and be quiet because Barr just so happened to go to the White House last Thursday to see Trump . Something is up because the Tangerine Toddler has NEVER stopped tweeting before !