(Bill Mitchell is a conservative radio talk show host and super genius.)
— Adam Weinstein (@AdamWeinstein) January 6, 2019
A zero friction roller would be filled with sand in about 36 hrs. These people have no clue what it’s like at the border
— Tellito (@TellStevens) January 6, 2019
Pfft. I don't know where you amateurs are buying your 1,900 mile long zero friction roller, but my guy always throws in the sand-proof coating for free.
— Sven Jorginsen (@Fatassery) January 6, 2019
— Gaston 🇫🇷 (@MikeERubinstein) January 6, 2019
Breaking the laws of physics to own the libs.
— Gigster (@dr_gigster) January 6, 2019
make the wall out of porcupines makes the porcupines out of banana peels make the banana peels out of those sticky mouse traps make th
— Matthew (@matthewxstewart) January 6, 2019
— 🤷🏻♂️ (@wtente) January 6, 2019
"In other news, supplies of KY Jelly have dried up as the wall erection comes closer to its climax…"
— Andrew Ferens 🏳️🌈 (@Andrew__Ferens) January 6, 2019
Zero friction pic.twitter.com/82kqTdcK4G
— Steve Hamilton (@Ridelikesteve) January 6, 2019
We paint a fake tunnel on the wall so all the coyotes crash their trucks into it!
— Synanon Official (@OfficialSynanon) January 6, 2019
Ok, but we’re going to have to divert ALL the Bitcoin mining electricity to the border.
— Brent Mueller (@Patchemup1) January 6, 2019
I also suggest one of these on the Mexican side, to make sure the wall is effective pic.twitter.com/oCTntWA5L3
— @thedryDonaldTrump (@LatinPhilo) January 6, 2019
What about a chainsaw like device running the length of the wall that cuts their ropes, or cuts off their hands should the make it to the top?
Flamethrowers? Oil slick button? #AltRightDipshits
— Kidrambler (@Kidrambler) January 6, 2019
You can’t put a zero friction roller at the top, that’s where the lasers and fog machines go DUH.
— Fox News is brain poison (@SignalCrasher) January 6, 2019
Just line the border with wormholes to take them back where they started. Problem solved.
— J. Mick (@Hawkingswhlchr) January 6, 2019
— Joey Harris (@TheJoeyHarris) January 6, 2019
— durrati (@durrati) January 7, 2019
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